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Tony Littler Oh No Even More Rude Stuff CD A Feast of political incorrectness
£8 (Inlc Post & pack)

1. On Mathew Kelly's Door Step
Poor Mr Kelly was arrested and kept in custody overnight
following allegations of a JonathanKing nature.
Mr Kelly was the subject of a lengthy investigation but
in the end no charges were brought against him.

2. Liverpool Lullaby (50 ways to rob your mother)
The next time your in a pub in Liverpool and someone asks you
"Eh Eh mate je wanna buya telleey?"
Just take a moment to think who the robbing scouse
get stole it from it from.

3. I Pay For Beaver
A song dedicated to those who partake in the purchase of
the fury clam.

4. Boring Bob
This is a typical Bob Dylan song about zzzzzz
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

5. Burned Out Vauxhall Nova
Burned Out Vauxhall Nova is the original lyrics to one of Oasis's
better-known classics salvaged by Tony from a tandoori house
slops bin in Rusholm. Who knows maybe this is the version they
would have been performing if fortune hadn't been
quite as kind to them.

6. The Devil Went Down To Yorkshire
They say that not all Yorkshire men wear flat caps, smoke
Woodbines and own Whippets.
I strongly disagree with this theory.

7. Scream And Shout
All ways be cautious when selecting a nanny or baby sitter.
Try to steer clear of Gary Glitter,
Joseph Mengeles and Louise Woodward.